Monday, June 11, 2007

Questions That Should Be Answered (But Probably Won't)

Why is this guy so happy after he found out he couldn't buy that sombero because it was too big for the flight home?
What made this shark eat two respectable tourists from Pennsylvania when it darn well knew the risk of transfats (especially that guy.... he's loaded with them)?

How could these two sleep when the best wedding ever was going on, right over in Balboa Park?

Why is she smiling, when everyone knows he's gonna throw her into the fountian at the first Mission in San Diego?What could cause these two to fall in love, get married AND be the best friends to this writer and his wife after they sped down the streets of San Diego like a madman (and woman)?

Why was this the end of a perfect and memorable vacation, one that didn't want to end but over too fast and is making me sad?

To answer these questions, tune in next time! Same Schaeffer time, same Schaeffer channel. Catch you on the flipside!

Next Time: WHY DON'T WE HAVE THIS IN PA? (I guess this will be a joint blog with the Swarr Family Inc.)


Savage said...

More wedding photos, please. Not all of us went. :)

The Sarcasticynic said...


'cause in PEE AAY, they're too busy making Philly cheese steaks.

Gabe Swarr said...

Aw, Thanks Dean, we had fun with you guys too!