ASK THE RIDDLER: THE ANSWERS!!!
1. Anonymous asked: If each of you (individually) could commit an evil (and illegal) act, what would it be and how would you do it?
Answer: Michelle has done something illegal and relatively evil. You know those DO NOT REMOVE tags on sofas? She has removed them from pretty much ALL our furniture. Me? I would dress Alex in New Kids On The Block outfits and force him to listen to NKOTB before bed every night. (hey that's illegal in MY book)
2. The Sarcasticynic questioned: How can I determine the legality of this question?
Answer: Mr. Sarcasticynic (a link to one of his many blogsites is here, check it out!), I feel legality is determined by the gas companies right now. And if the gas prices where you live are lower than the $3.65 we are paying, then this question is more legal where you live than here. (and if you ARE paying less, pooh on you)
3. Another Anonymous (two guys with the same name, who knew?) asked: What are you going to spend your stimulus check on?
Answer: I said, "Let's have a blasty-blast with a keg and cigars and strippers and a band!" Michelle won out and said no and spent it all on gas for her car.
4. The Swarrior (check out Swarr Family Inc and tell Lamar sent ya!) gives us the last one: If you could give a famous person of the past a tour of the modern world, who would it be and where would take them? What are some of the things that would point out to him/her and what do you think his/her reaction would be?
Answer: I would bring back Rodgers and Hammerstein. I'd walk them around Broadway and let them watch all the modern musicals for their opinion. Their reaction would probably be that musical theatre is good but could be better and not as raunchy or filthy as some are.
So there you go. Hope everyone was satisfied. I might do this again in the future. Next time you'll have to post your questions so I can go at it again. Also, if you're on Twitter, follow along to the daily insanity! Catch you on the flipside!
All answers were carefully proof read by the Fun With The Schaeffers Editorial Staff. Unfortunately, they were unable to subdue some of this writer's opinion. So, bleah!
Next Time: The Hunt Is On! or CAT, GET OFFA THERE!!!!
3 comments:
Funny stuff!
If our stimulus check takes any longer to get to us, it won't even fill our gas tank.
Awww...you wouldn't bring back any family members or politicians? No sci-fi people? No Jules Verne or Forrest J Ackerman? Ambrose Bierce? Disappointed, Dean... Disappointed...Rogers and Hammerstein...pfft.
And as for my anonymous question...tags off of mattresses indeed! For shame. I wanted dirt!
Lamar, gas is $3.75 for regular unleaded, and a tad under four bucks for what I gotta put in my car.
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