Caption Contest and Frequently Asked Questions

So, first off I want to say blah. Alex is mad because only one person entered the caption contest. Granny had some good ones but of course I went and lost them. Because of that, she's gonna get the shoefly pie. Sometime. That or I'll let her take the ladykiller with her and my stepfather to visit my brother for the weekend. This was an experiment and next time I'll do better with it. In the meantime, Enforcer Rodrego Schaeffer wants to give you a rasberry:

The wifey and I seem to get the same questions over and over. I decided to clear the air with these "Most Frequently Asked Question!"

1. When are you gonna have another child?

Answer: While we both love kids and can't dream of spending a single minute without the ladykiller, right now it wouldn't be in our best interest to have any more. One is enough that we can handle, physically (not enough room in our home) and mentally (Alex keeps us running!)

2. Is your wife working?

Answer: Michelle went back to work approximately a month after Alex was born. The stay at home parent is an appealling idea but with everything priced so high, we couldn't afford that luxury.

3. How's both of your job securities in this economy?

Answer: Michelle is finally ending a record 5 week engagement of the musical Les Miserable at the Fulton. She's been really jumping. I, on the otherhand, am experiencing a downturn in the car auction business and a lot of people are a little nervous. I can't go into detail because of the nature of the downturn and I don't want any trouble from the bosses here.

4. How's it goin'?

Answer: My friend at work Mike asks me this every day. I tell him it's goin' and everything is hunkydorie.

5. Are you smokiing cigars again?

Answer: Yes. I'm trying to quit and it's not that easy. I need to save the money for a trip to the San Diego Comic-Con in 2011.

6. Is that oil coming from your truck?

Answer: Ugh. I've been meaning to get that fixed.

That's just a little taste of what questions we sometimes get. If you have any more feel free to comment in the comment section. Catch you on the flipside!

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