The following story features the official robotic mascot of The Robot's Pajamas (www.therobotspajamas.com) and true love which conquers all..
This is Herman Botsworth. He spends most of his days in his pajamas ridiculing & complaining to his boss, Vincent. His life is about to change..
One day, a flower shop opened up in the neighborhood. While on assignment, Herman had to pick up flowers for Vincent's girlfriend. There he met Hildegarde Mechanington. It was love at first site.
They did everything together:
Snowboarding & skiing.
Star Wars Cosplay.
Robbed banks.
Before you knew it, Herman proposed to Hildegarde.
They eloped in Springfield, Illinois by an Abe Lincoln re-enactor.
They lived happy ever after... tossing Vincent's skull around like a beach ball.
The End.
Next Time: P-A-R-T-Why? Because we gotta!
3 comments:
I laughed! I cried! I wish I'd thought of this!
O so good! Keep em coming.
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